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Pink Slammy the Squoosh

Stuffed Cutie

Weight Claim: Light as a cloud
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Yes, the rumors are true: Slammy once aspired to become the world's greatest basketball player. Unfortunately, Slammy didn't get selected in the NBA draft because he is what the pros call, "vertically challenged." Lucky for Slammy (and everyone else), the same qualities that make amazing basketball players also make amazing moisturizers: smooth moves, creamy texture, undying commitment to excellence, etc.

It just goes to show...greatness comes in all shapes and sizes!

Slammy Dimensions: 11 1/2" H x 6" D x 7 1/2W

*Please note: Slammy will ship separately from other items in your order.
Limit One Slammy Per Customer*
Pink Slammy the Squoosh
Pink Slammy the Squoosh
Pink Slammy the Squoosh

Pink Slammy the Squoosh Cheat Sheet


  • Face-changing Super soft, plush, and snuggly. 
  • Made for Pink Slammy is for everyone!
  • New-School Benefits Joy. Fun. Friendship. Cuddles. 
  • FYI Pink Slammy is not actually a moisturizer. If you want a moisturizer, try Slammy's namesake Slam Dunk.

100% of testers agreed
'Pink Slammy is my new best friend'*

*in a totally fictional but still very compelling user trial 


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    Hang out with Pink Slammy from morning 'til night.  


  • Fluff and stuff.

    What we don't use Full Ingredient List
  • HOW LONG WILL PINK SLAMMY BE AVAILABLE?

    Pink Slammy is limited edition and will be available while supplies last! Shop while you can :)

    WHAT IS PINK SLAMMY'S FAVORITE COLOR?

    Do you even have to ask?

✓Dermatologist tested    ✓cruelty-free    ✓vegan    ✓BACKED BY RESEARCH    ✓rooted in plants, perfected by science    ✓Made in the USA✓Dermatologist tested    ✓cruelty-free    ✓vegan    ✓BACKED BY RESEARCH    ✓rooted in plants, perfected by science    ✓Made in the USA

✓Dermatologist tested    ✓cruelty-free    ✓vegan    ✓BACKED BY RESEARCH    ✓rooted in plants, perfected by science    ✓Made in the USA✓Dermatologist tested    ✓cruelty-free    ✓vegan    ✓BACKED BY RESEARCH    ✓rooted in plants, perfected by science    ✓Made in the USA

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